June 29th, 2008 | 05:41
Famous people are always writing autobiographies that aren't really honest. So here are the covers for 9 celebrity biographies that we think are a little more truthful.
8. Stedman Graham
7. Mario Lopez
6. Mel Gibson
5. Jeff Skilling
4. Manny Ramirez
3. Tori Spelling
2. Matthew McConaughey
1. Spencer Pratt
Special thanks to readers Amanda S., Scott S., and Patrick S. for helping out. No, they're not related.
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![](mailto:?subject=8 Truthful Celebrity Autobiography Covers&body=<p>Famous people are always writing autobiographies that aren't really <em>honest</em>. So here are the covers for 9 celebrity biographies that we think are a little more truthful.</p>
<p>8. <strong>Stedman Graham</strong></p>
<p><a href="http://cdn.holytaco.com/www/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/stedmanbook.jpg"><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-2275" title="stedmanbook" src="http://cdn.holytaco.com/www/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/stedmanbook.jpg" alt="" width="482" height="557" /></a></p>
<p>7. <strong>Mario Lopez</strong><br />
<a href="http://cdn.holytaco.com/www/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/mariolopezbook1.jpg"><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-2271" title="mariolopezbook1" src="http://cdn.holytaco.com/www/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/mariolopezbook1.jpg" alt="" width="491" height="741" /></a></p>
<p>6. <strong>Mel Gibson</strong></p>
<p><a href="http://cdn.holytaco.com/www/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/melgibsonbook.jpg"><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-2273" title="melgibsonbook" src="http://cdn.holytaco.com/www/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/melgibsonbook.jpg" alt="" width="488" height="728" /></a></p>
<p>5. <strong>Jeff Skilling </strong></p>
<p><a href="http://cdn.holytaco.com/www/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/jeffskillingbook.jpg"><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-2268" title="jeffskillingbook" src="http://cdn.holytaco.com/www/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/jeffskillingbook.jpg" alt="" width="500" height="644" /></a></p>
<p>4. <strong>Manny Ramirez</strong></p>
<p><a href="http://cdn.holytaco.com/www/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/mannybook2.jpg"><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-2270" title="mannybook2" src="http://cdn.holytaco.com/www/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/mannybook2.jpg" alt="" width="500" height="627" /></a></p>
<p>3. <strong>Tori Spelling</strong></p>
<p><a href="http://cdn.holytaco.com/www/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/torispellingbook.jpg"><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-2276" title="torispellingbook" src="http://cdn.holytaco.com/www/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/torispellingbook.jpg" alt="" width="500" height="725" /></a></p>
<p>2. <strong>Matthew McConaughey </strong></p>
<p><a href="http://cdn.holytaco.com/www/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/mcconaugheybook.jpg"><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-2272" title="mcconaugheybook" src="http://cdn.holytaco.com/www/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/mcconaugheybook.jpg" alt="" width="395" height="646" /></a></p>
<p>1. <strong>Spencer Pratt</strong></p>
<p><a href="http://cdn.holytaco.com/www/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/prattbio.jpg"><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-2274" title="prattbio" src="http://cdn.holytaco.com/www/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/prattbio.jpg" alt="" width="500" height="637" /></a></p>
<p>Special thanks to readers Amanda S., Scott S., and Patrick S. for helping out. No, they're not related.</p>
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August fth, 2008 at 01:00 am
You very funny man...
August fth, 2008 at 08:23 pm
Haha, I like the Manny one. Ya'll should do one just on athletes. Lots of material to work with, and celebrities are beginning to bore me.
July fst, 2008 at 01:33 pm
I've never even heard of spencer pratt. And Tori is harsh horsefaced. She was the dog on 90210.
July fst, 2008 at 10:10 am
"From the author of Absolutely Not One God Damn Thing"
July fst, 2008 at 08:13 am
Well, the mentioned people are some sort of famous and they are good at it. Would be really great to see the taco in a hand of a really good celeb. Paris or Tom Hanks perhaps.
July fth, 2008 at 11:23 pm
funny stuff. who's spencer pratt?
July fth, 2008 at 06:39 am
Epic
July fst, 2008 at 12:27 am
I'm cool with the Pratty Donkey Shit... it has a certain turd-appeal just like him... good solid turd log
June fth, 2008 at 10:45 pm
Watch The Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Next Generation and tell me McConaughey has no talent. It's like he's the only person in the movie who took his job of acting serious. Zelweger was ridiculous in it and it's a shame she's got all the awards and he didn't. Hell you can use MMAth with that movie to show he's a better actor than she is and therfore deserves her statues.
June fth, 2008 at 10:30 pm
I would have gone with "Monkey Shit" for Pratt. Simply because his name being uttered is much like the poo being thrown through the air by said monkey.
June fth, 2008 at 08:42 pm
That Spencer Pratt one is outrageously funny
June fth, 2008 at 08:18 pm
OK, been coming to the Taco since a colleague sent a link with the subject "you gotta go to this site".
The ladies are fine, but like Playboy, I have to admit I read the Taco for the articles. I swear that at least once a day, there is at least one article that is, at minimum, close to 'piss your pants' funny.
So today, I see the first jpeg on Stedman, same result. Thank you Taco, for replacing the void left by SNL since Hartman and Farley went to go push up daisies.
June fth, 2008 at 07:31 pm
Lucy Pinder/Katie Price/Keeley Hazel
I'm British and have sweet cans
June fth, 2008 at 07:06 pm
How about one for Paris Hilton's book...
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Confessions of an Heiress
Foreword (written by some dude that nailed her in some club in east LA)
Chapter one: I do swallow.
Afterword (written by the dude's friend who claims to have gotten it on tape)
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June fth, 2008 at 06:57 pm
I laughed so hard I pooped my pants.
June fth, 2008 at 06:55 pm
haha this is awesome - Front page of digg, asap?
www.bannedinhollywood.com
June fth, 2008 at 05:17 pm
Pretty damn funny.
June fth, 2008 at 05:07 pm
Great list! One of HolyTaco's finest!
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