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Due to Googles lack of a holiday logo for Cinco De Mayo, I have come to the conclusion that Google hates mexicans.

Sure Cinco De Mayo isn't the greatest holiday, I mean I don't even know/care what its about, but you gotta give the Mexicans something... They have nothing, besides Taco Bell! I am just complelty outraged! Google will put up logos for the most worthless holidays ever, but they can't even give the Mexicans one day of google logo-ness. What a shame.

Here are a few of Googles most worthless holiday logos yet:

Persian New Year

Who gives a shit about Persians? Let alone when their new year is. They got their asses kicked by 300 spartans. What a joke they are...



50th Anniversary of Legos

A lousy piece of plastic gets a google logo, but a whole race of humans can't get one! Thats funny.



Yuri Gagarin

What the fuck is Yuri Gagarin?



National Library Week

I don't even want to celebrate one day of librarys let alone a whole week of librarys, which would necessitate a National Library Week.



Canada Day

Why would America's Hat get a google logo, but America's leg warmer can't even get one. Their both connected to the same thing.



I paid a visit to google a few months back and took a few pictures of the staff there. Do you know what I found? No Mexicans. I found people from all sorts of races, but no latinos. take a look at the pictures below...











Doesn't it just make you sick. I know... Thats not even the worst part. I actually did find a mexican at google, when I went to take a shit he was waiting outside my stall waiting to clean my toilet. Here's a picture of him, his name was Javier. A very nice fellow!





So what have you learned google? How about next year you give the Mexicans what they deserve... A logo on your homepage representing Mexican culture. I even took the liberty of creating one for you. So next year I expect this to be on your homepage on Cinco De Mayo.





Comments:

Posted by 80percent_of_gringos_are_ignor
So sad to see so many stupid gringos showing thier must common denominator:RACISM and the second: IGNORANCE. But it is even sadder that mexicans don´t send our fucking corrupt politicians to EEUU to screw that country so we could heve a better place to live. JAJAJA


Posted by Erick
Be happy!! Google.com.mx celebrates our independence day, for everyone include author who says that google Hates Mexicans :D Let's be honest 5 de mayo only was a little battle against france, it's not a big deal c'mon!!


Posted by fucmex
U fuckin wetbacks, stupido.


Posted by wite fags
ha ha ha


Posted by djteel
80 percent of americans DON'T WANT illegals living in america/. it's not like i'm in the minority here..i have a huge number representing me!!


Posted by djteel
i forgot to mention in my last post that a huge number of mexicans in this country are going back to mexico. this is only the beginning.they're going back because so many of them are being captured and deported.ICE is doing a good job in ousting the illegals that reside here.the workplace is being watched carefully and more employers than ever are being penalised for hiring illegals.so many of these dumbass illegals that think they're getting away with living here in america undetected will sooner than later find themselves being deported/. right now there's 5 mexicans living next door to me and only two have a job.the others are family members that are here illegally and are NOT supposed to be living in this complex. i'm talking to the management of the complex this afternoon about this.they'll be on their way back to mexico very soon. legal is okay..illegal no.they should have stayed home.


Posted by DJTEEL
it's funny to see mexican posts in forums..they show themselves to so ignorant and totally moronic. i mean who else but a mexican woman would keep her kids up all night for no reason other than the fact that she can't go anyplace (at midnight or later)unless she takes them with her?? would rather subject her kid to being awake,no sleepfor half or all of the night,simply because she'd have to stay home?? what selfish and irresponsible bitches these mexican women are!! go walmart some night anytime after 10pm..you'll see what i mean.if you live in an apartment complex around mexicans,you'll SURELY see what i mean.. doodaw!


Posted by Sepia
You have color tv thx to a mexican you motherfuckers, and if you're so racists, just look at yourselves, you laugh at mexicans and their food, but you still eat that food, assholes, you think that's the shit we eat in Mexico, but mexican food is better because it's not part of a giant corporation.


Posted by MM
Mexicans are parasites that contribute nothing to the world, nothing more.


Posted by LA MEXICANA CARCKERS WANNA HAT
u cant deport us all bitches viva mexico fuk 4th of july ohh wow i have some sparkelers look piper im waving mines up and down dakota dont get burned or ill tell your father your miss behaving ahh fuk all the gringos that say shit [sticks and stones can break my bones but words can never hurt me] to all the mexicans reading my comment no les agan caso a los weros estan miedos tarugos y nomas quieren peliar and if we dont have a logo on Google who gives a dam if you have nothing better to do then go fuck a white dirty bitch were not going to beg google to make us a logo its koo and let me start wit arnold swartshenegger---? HE DONT LIKE illegals i guess bitch he cant even talk right in english i can undertstand my drunk ass uncle when he talks to me but not that bitch..ha im outs VIVA MEXICO


Posted by wallymoon
im mexican and ive fucked 4 white pig skinned bitches


Posted by no_bean_for_me
who wants to honor ungreatful immigrants? you guys just come here and suck on economy and demand rights and services while waving your mexican flag. how about you border hoppers learn english and stop popping out babies and fucking up our schools and hospitals!!


Posted by Alaide
For your own information Taco Bell it's an american trademark, that's not mexican food. You should culturize yourself a little bit more before speaking.


Posted by Mikey
Mexicans are living proof that Indians used to screw buffaloes


Posted by Mal
Bullshit. Google should be ashamed. Their already so corporate controlled and pull un welcome political videos from their engine. Just rude. Cinco de Mayo is a holiday like any others.


Posted by layne25348
nice, pretty funny. some of these people here needs to get a fucking sense of humor. i thought the yuri thing was hilarious.


Posted by ajax
Tbh, Lego has had more of an impact on my life than mexicans :P. And as has been pointed out, Yuri Gagarin is fairly important. As a, you know, progress of humanity kind of thing.


Posted by Pugiron
The Mayans were only one tribe of Native Americans that the Spanish enslaved and tried to destroy. The Aztecs were another but there were dozens of tribes. To lump them all together as Mayans or Aztecs is racist. Allthough Mexicans LOVE to call themselves Aztecs and talk about their "proud" heritage because of it, most of them are not related to Aztecs. Again, not a race, just a country and "culture" (snickers).


Posted by Jorge Hugo Bush Chavez
Mexico is part of America, USA is part of America, America is not USA. The reason why spoke of the Gagarin is because one of the owners is Russian company. The most memorial day in mexico is the day on November 20, in the battle against U.S. the May 5 (Battle Against France)passes unnoticed


Posted by PITUFO
RETROALICIA estas todo pendejo,a quien chingados le interesa q ames a amlito?


Posted by RETRO
I LOVE AMLO PINCHES GABACHOS SUCKERS,MY MOM IS ADELITA SO WHO CARE?


Posted by pedro guadlupe sanchez vicaro
as you can see by my name my father invented the Bell restaurant chain. i am very disappointed in this web site. have you seen my little dog?


Posted by Josh
I hate 5 de Mayo its not even the most important date in Mexico history there are two more important Revolution and Independence day and yeahh why you call America the US America its the entire continent not only US and learn Mexico its in north America not South or Central fuck.


Posted by urafairy
Javier wasn't waiting to clean your toilet stall, he was waiting for you to bend over and shove the mop up your a**!!! Google that!


Posted by jusme
Who cares! Cinco de Mayo isn't even a Mexican Holiday (neither here nor there) just another crazy excuse for people to drink and stuff up on nachos!


Posted by F@#K The Messicans
You idiots can't be serious by saying you don't know who Yuri Gagarin is; the 1st human being in outer space


Posted by idiot
Because Mexicans aren't smart...


Posted by garvo
Don't know who Yuri Gagarin is eh? WHY DON'T YOU GOOGLE IT?


Posted by Effendi
If you really think the Persians got their ass's kicked by 300 queer spartans than you're an idiot


Posted by peter griffing
FAMILY GUY LLOL


Posted by ummmm
Who hasn't beat the French? The French are the biggest pussies on the planet why is there a holiday celebrating it.


Posted by James
The author of this crap is probably a Mexican. You are wondering why they don't have a Mexican working at Google? It is because Yuri Gagarin is a who, not a what. Go figure!


Posted by MEXICAN
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH


Posted by PizzaDude
I agree with gargajo. But dude, you have a nasty nickname.. rofl..


Posted by KBear!
Holy smokes I thought I was the only one that noticed this yesterday! Even here in "America's Hat" (chuckle) we celebrated this lovely holiday at work...imagine the head-scratching upon seeing that Google (who comes up with a logo for practically EVERYTHING) ignored their "leg warmer's" special day!! For shame.


Posted by GuitarBizarre
I can't believe it took this long for someone to point out who Yuri Gagarin was. AMEN TO YOU, MAN POSSESSING KNOWLEDGE OF THE SPACE RACE! This article is terrible Anyone who doesn't know who Yuri Gagarin was is NOT entitled to rant about Google celebrating worthless holidays and anniversaries. And why was the captcha for this message 'furburger'? WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON.


Posted by HNIC
Head Nigger In Charge


Posted by gargajo
Being Mexican myself, it's pretty interesting to see how Cinco de Mayo is the most internationally famous Mexican holiday, when in fact there are more important holidays during the year over here. Retarded you say, Pugiron? Not really, since the French were eventually defeated in 1867. Oh, and fyi, there ARE Mexican people working as developers in Google. I have a couple of friends working in there and in Microsoft. Oh, and Mexico is part of both Latin America and North America, since NA is actually the continent. Chill, people.


Posted by Confused Canuck
HNIC - Hockey Night In Canada? I'm sure there are some Canadians there... At least hockey fans? Hyuk...


Posted by Angry Black Man
Muthafuckas, did Google even celebrate February as Black History Month? Who's the HNIC of that place?


Posted by PizzaDude
I don't know what to laugh at; this stupid article or the stupid people ranting here. And I don't even know why Mexican-Americans celebrate Cinco de Mayo; it's not even a very important date. There are other more important dates in Mexican history.


Posted by bryan
Actually, Mexicans are generally considered a combination of two races, the native Mayans and the Spanish. Essentially, it's own race. So, you're kinda racist if you call a Mexican anything other than a Mexican. Oh, and at this time there are more jobs in America than there are legal citizens. Oh, and it's just a joke.


Posted by Marts
I'm Mexican, and completely understood this joke! Please lighten up!


Posted by Pugiron
Mexico is a Country not a race. Hispanics from El Salvador, Ecuador, Columbia, etc, do not celebrate Cinco De Maya. Only Mexico. Just remember, Mexico is cracking down on Central American imigrants at the same time they are demanding we take care of all their people that come to America illegally. Mexico is a Country and Culture that sucks. It has nothing to do with Race. There are white Mexicans of Spanish and German descent. They suck too.


Posted by Jaum
I actually agree with racist Pugiron, 5 d' Mayo celebrates the victory in a battle in a major lost war. However how about this, the commander of mexican forces was Ignacio Zaragoza who was actually born in Texas! (during its breif time as an independent nation, previously to its integration tu the US), I think thats the main reason 5 d' M its celebrated in US and not so much in Mexico.


Posted by EC
Apparently most people on this thing never graduated highschool, so let me explain: Mexico as well as any other country in the Americas (North and South) where the prodominant language is based on the Latin language is Latin America. Now Latin America is not a continent and neither is Central America, that is a definition of a region, but it is not a continent in itself. Here in the US the official teaching is that there are 7 continents (other countries count 6 by mixing Asia and Europe into one continent) The only 2 continents in our hemisphere by any teaching is North and South America. Believe it or not, Mexico is actually part of North America. North America actually starts with Panama, which is 6 countries lower than Mexico! Guys please try to educate yourselves before posting just anything, it is imperative specially for everyone living in the US, whether born her or an immigrant, you have to strive to be better, we can't be labelled the ignorant country anymore.


Posted by Pugiron
Sucko De Maya is the most retarded holiday EVER. Hey, lets celebrate the only battle we won in a war we LOST. YAY! Retards.


Posted by john
furburger....really


Posted by Vicente Fox Quesada
North America has nothing to do with being a part of Latin America. Mexico's colonial past is Spanish, thus Latin America...


Posted by Proud White Man
Mexicans are here to pick lettuce and make the beds in hotels. They are not here to work for our high tech companies.


Posted by chewy1979
Everyone that took offense, please take a few steps back and breathe. It was just a joke. Not a very good one, but still a joke. I'm an American of Mexican descent, which I guess the proper term to use and no I didn't take offense to this. I actually thought his mock logo was kinda funny. Please, before you say some stupid shit about how I'm not proud to be Mexican and blah, blah, blah, just remember it was a joke.


Posted by Fer
David el bruto eres tu, claro que somos de latino america porque hablamos la lengua que desciende del latín. Transalation: Don't listen to david he is the moron, not all latinos actually think that latinoamerica and centeramerica means the same.


Posted by Ron Mexico
Google isn't the only one


Posted by david
Mexico is not a latin american country, ignorant. Mexico is part of North America. Gringo bruto!!!


Posted by Spoon
He, morons, IT'S A JOKE! Lighten up and get a sense of humor.


Posted by thedude
do u seriously not know who yuri gregaron was? what the hell do they teach in schools now? Reada book, reada book, reada muthaf*ckin book!


Posted by Matt
This whole page is flawed. There WAS a Cinco de Mayo logo yesterday. It had 3 dudes in sombreros playing instruments.


Posted by Henry
Yuri Gagarin was the first man in space. How uneducated can one be?


Posted by Jake
the above poster is correct. I am sick of Mexico being called a racist. I am not a fan of the country of Mexico, but I have friends that are Latin American. They are hispanic and not of the country of Mexico. How would you like it if we all started calling white people Europeans. Mexico is a place, not a race.


Posted by John
Mexicans aren't a "race of people." It's a country. With lots of European descendants, just like most of the Western Hemisphere. And it mostly ignored in <A HREF=http://www.nytimes.com/2008/05/05/opinion/05mon4.html?_r=1&scp=2&sq=cinco%20de%20mayo&st=cse&oref=slogin>Mexico</A>.

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