Here’s Fergie at Slash’s 43rd birthday shindig in some skin-tight latex pants strutting herself all over the stage. I know I’m not supposed to say this, but she looks hot. I’m serious; I’m totally digging her right now.

Is that the Asian Daisy Dukes? No, it’s Tila Tequila out shopping in my favorite outfit of all time: short jean shorts and a tight white tank top.

After much time and deliberation it has occurred to me that when the God finally decides he’s had enough with reality shows and Heidi Montag, there will be no safer place on earth to hide from his wrath then Kim Kardashian’s ass.

This gets a Photoshop Award because I'm convinced that Tranny Clown was wearing her signature red grease on her lips during the shoot. That bitch doesn't leave home without it on. The Photoshop whores changed her lipstick color and also toned down her usual shade of dehydrated diarrhea.

Britney Spears' inept parenting skill are in the spotlight once again today, with the Daily Mail publishing pictures of her young son Sean Preston playing with her cigarettes as Britney smokes just a few feet away.

Thank God for Golf. Because if it weren't for this terrific recreational activitiy we wouldn't have seen Kendra wearing this outfit... strike that... we probably would've. Thanks K-Dub!

Here’s Carmen Electra doing what she does best: being a glorified stripper. Unfortunately, she didn’t get nude which is a shame, because if I was paying money to see a fake tittied brunette shake her ass on stage, she’d better deliver.

Reality TV attention whore Susie Feldman is currently promoting her nude spread in Playboy Magazine, as seen here in these photographs at the Virgin Megastore in Hollywood yesterday.

If you need any more proof that Bar Refaeli is currently the hottest woman in the world, bar none, these Bar Refaeli bikini pictures should do the trick. Bar is vacationing in St. Tropez, which is apparently a much better place to be than my apartment. Who knew?

I don't know how hard it is to walk down a runway in a bikini, but it must be hard work, because in these Marisa Miller bikini pictures, Marisa is covered in sweat. At least I think it's sweat. Okay, it's probably not sweat, but either way, it's freakin' sexy.

Now, correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't "No Shirt, No Shoes, No Service" at McDonald's? Whatever. You know you're famous when you go to a birthday party for a hamburger.

Here are a bunch of p’s super cutie Vanessa Hudgens frolicking at the beach with her doorknob boyfriend Zac Efron. Cute tush (Vanessa’s, not Zac’s smart @$$).

Here’s Kim Kardashian in another pseudo-nude photoshoot. Although this time, even if she is covering her top half, her infamous bottom half isn’t covered and you can clearly see the booty. Sigh…