Reality TV attention whore Susie Feldman is currently promoting her nude spread in Playboy Magazine, as seen here in these photographs at the Virgin Megastore in Hollywood yesterday.

If you need any more proof that Bar Refaeli is currently the hottest woman in the world, bar none, these Bar Refaeli bikini pictures should do the trick. Bar is vacationing in St. Tropez, which is apparently a much better place to be than my apartment. Who knew?

I don't know how hard it is to walk down a runway in a bikini, but it must be hard work, because in these Marisa Miller bikini pictures, Marisa is covered in sweat. At least I think it's sweat. Okay, it's probably not sweat, but either way, it's freakin' sexy.

Now, correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't "No Shirt, No Shoes, No Service" at McDonald's? Whatever. You know you're famous when you go to a birthday party for a hamburger.

Here are a bunch of p’s super cutie Vanessa Hudgens frolicking at the beach with her doorknob boyfriend Zac Efron. Cute tush (Vanessa’s, not Zac’s smart @$$).

Here’s Kim Kardashian in another pseudo-nude photoshoot. Although this time, even if she is covering her top half, her infamous bottom half isn’t covered and you can clearly see the booty. Sigh…

Here are then ten most inexplicable celebrity toys of all time.

Kim Kardashians ass must go back at least nine inches. This thing has taken over half of Santa Monica and is rapidly approaching crossing over the 405.

Here’s the Aussie hottie known as Sophie Monk frolicking at the beach and taking a dip in the very, very cold ocean… and therefore nearly puncturing her bikini top.

Eva Mendes is really working her sex-pot image these days. We've seen Eva Mendes topless, topless, nude, nude, you get the picture. So you'd think we might be a little disappointed that Eva kept her clothes ON.

Now here are some real staged candids: Anna Kournikava posing in a bikini for a magazine. Anyway, Anna is a favorite here and like I said before, anytime we get photos of her we’ll post them.

British model Holly Valance looks amazing here, agreed?

Megan Fox takes a break from filming on the set of Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen, which is being filmed in Venice Beach - just to show off her hotness.